It’s been a while since Astra Malorum, and after cleaning up the last few Cursed relics I needed, I’ve enjoyed a bit of a break from playing Zombies. It’s always good to avoid burnout! I’m raring to go now though, and with Paradox Junction fast approaching, we finally have our…
A Call of Duty Zombies Game Doesn’t Exist. Should It?
It was a busy old weekend for Zombies. This is mainly about the now-squashed rumour of a standalone game, but I can’t discuss that without first giving a shoutout to Skite and co. SEVEN of the Revelations ciphers were solved after almost ten years, fleshing out the much-maligned ending of…
Crisol: Theater of Idols Review – Low Price, High Potential
There’s always an air of caution when a new publisher arrives on the scene and promises the world. Take Embracer Group, for instance: a conglomerate that has had more negative headlines than successful games. Blumhouse Games had a different plan. It aimed to replicate the success of its older sibling,…
Black Ops 7 Zombies: Paradox Junction Preview
I’m still fully invested in the Dark Aether story, despite its higgledy-piggledy storytelling over the past few years, but one thing has been clear for a while: we need answers. Not to the extent of a Zombies Chronicles-style timeline, but resolutions to at least some of the threads that have…
Approaching The Junction
I originally hoped to have an article on the forthcoming Paradox Junction map, as well as some of my thoughts on the Black Ops 7 Zombies story, live tonight. Unfortunately, as has become common for Zombies, plans change. Here’s an amalgamation of the latter half with my added thoughts on…
It’s 115 Day… (2026)
It’s 115 Day, which gives me an excuse to get sentimental about Call of Duty Zombies. Not that I need an excuse, of course, it’s part of my brand at this point. I continue to be impressed by how far the mode has come since 2008, back when my friends…
Shutter Paw: Top 15 Games of the Year – 2025
Despite 2025 being a bit of a shiter, there were plenty of games to get stuck into. Here’s my top fifteen of the year. Thanks to anyone who has read or watched my stuff this year. I genuinely appreciate it. Last year, Silent Hill 2 was my Game of the…
The Return of Tomb Raider
While Call of Duty Zombies has long been an obsession of mine, before I ever set foot in Nacht Der Untoten, there was Tomb Raider. Some of my earliest memories are of playing the series on my Uncle’s PC, accidentally jumping Lara Croft to her death or locking Winston the…



